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I usually have errands. I can rock and roll from like one to three.

Passionate about cute boys, cute girls, Big Brother, and food

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

“Attendez la crème.”

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 

vodka-vortex:

Hilarious dancing reactions to “You are NOT the father!” on Maury

gravityeye:

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green